probablyadinosaur:

haha so apparently not everyone is constantly uncomfortable because of small background noises like air conditioning and various humming electronics. you learn something new every day.

(via mybendystraw)

rocketrecord:

when reginald kenneth dwight legally became elton hercules john

english newspaper excerpt from january 11th, 1972

nightclubsinger:

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

(via the-disgruntled-cosplayer)

babytrain:

my pronouns? i havent a pronoun to me name fore i am penniless and own nothing but me cap and some newspapers to sell ya

(via its-queen-panda-bear)

luxwing:

luxwing:

luxwing:

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

Why the hell did we stop doing this????

Originally posted by king-ofthetrill

(via spongebobssquarepants)

targent:

enraptured by the beanie baby documentary

(via damneddefiance)

mujerdeojosnegros:

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phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

(via pigeonhut)

officialunitedstates:

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

(via teenagerposts)

deathgripsforcutie:

tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started

(via superiorvenacava)

princessmccartney:

The Muppet show | Elton John & Miss Piggy, “Don’t go breaking my heart”.

invitation-to-hers:

The FBI profiling me from all angles after I look up ✨💅Communist Manifesto✨💅on Amazon

goldencoloredcoupe:

Elton John on The Muppet Show